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Kevin Maher's avatar

Good use of crumpled.

At this time of year, most people want to squeeze the last bits out of summer.

But now I’m like “Is is September 29th yet?!”

Liam McEneaney's avatar

this was very funny. I hope you introduce every story like the Cryptkeeper, or Boris Karloff, or Freddy, or Rod Serling, or Charles Aidman, or Robin Ward, or Forrest Whitaker, or Jordan Peele, or Guillermo del Toro, or Alfred Hitchcock, or Steven Spielberg, or Garth Marenghi, or Alistaire Cooke, or Alistaire Cookie, or Ms. Shelley Duvall, or Marge Simpson warning the parents in the audience to send their kids to bed.

September 29th can't come soon enough!

Ritch Duncan's avatar

That’s a strong list!

Ritch Duncan's avatar

Hi folks! Writing to let you know that Deathbed will be premiering on 9/29 not here on Substack, but on the open source newsletter platform GHOST. If you've already subscribed, great! You're all set. If you haven't, get in on the spooky action here: https://deathbed.ghost.io/

Dalia R Levine's avatar

Is it September yet? I agree with Kevin's comment. There's a silly grin on my face and I am looking forward to reading more. Excellent

Ritch Duncan's avatar

So glad to have you on board!

With any luck that silly grin will morph into a GRUESOME RICTUS OF PARALYZING TERROR!

(Or, sticking with the silly grin is cool too, I guess)

Kevin Maher's avatar

Also: I hope we see more of The Shambler.

Ritch Duncan's avatar

Not sure we can afford her.

Still, it's early.